Will Rogers Quotes

Will Rogers was one of the coutnries most well known political sages. During the course of his life time, he coined many “interesting” quotes. I’ve listed a few of the most rememberable ones below. How true some of them ring…

  • Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco
  • Never kick a cow chip on a hot day
  • There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman… neither works.
  • Never miss a good chance to shut up
  • Always drink upstream from the herd
  • If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging
  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket
  • There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading, the few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves
  • Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment
  • If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there
  • Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back
  • After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut
  • Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it
  • The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for
  • Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved
  • When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra
  • You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks
  • I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top
  • One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young
  • One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been
  • Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable
  • Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf
  • If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you are old

Will Rogers died in a plane crash in 1935…