Will Rogers was one of the coutnries most well known political sages. During the course of his life time, he coined many “interesting” quotes. I’ve listed a few of the most rememberable ones below. How true some of them ring…
- Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco
- Never kick a cow chip on a hot day
- There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman… neither works.
- Never miss a good chance to shut up
- Always drink upstream from the herd
- If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket
- There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading, the few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves
- Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment
- If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there
- Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back
- After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut
- Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it
- The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for
- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved
- When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra
- You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks
- I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top
- One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young
- One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been
- Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable
- Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf
- If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you are old
Will Rogers died in a plane crash in 1935…
Love ’em!
~Anne